Idiots

If you are so smart, you wont be here...and fighting to win the first prize.
If you are so good, that makes me second to none in the same GOOD game. Go figure that.
If you think that you're thinking, you won't be caught in action last night. Dot.
If you are laughing at me, I already laughed at you yesterday.
If you succeed, I'll be waving goodbye from where I sit (in front), check your ENGINE first.
If you shine, that's because I spit and wax your brain.
If I'm stupid, that's because I'm sitting beside you, jerk!
If I'm a loser, that's because people like you see me as a trash can, fool!
If I cry, that's because I think I love you, asshole!
So, call me IDIOT as you may, for I will win the first prize tomorrow!