Week 5, Day 1...so, so what???

13 July 2009. It's Monday. During the weekly assembly, I sat next to the new teacher; Ms Dubashini...she told me some jokes during her first week teaching....LOL..You'll get use to it dear.

First stop was 2C. It's revision day (according to my lesson plan). Yup. I gave them some practices on "Meaning in context". They kept asking me questions...gazillions of them. "Come on guys, there's only one ME. and..where are your dictionaries???" Hmmm....

1.45pm. I had to leave the class...and I've put Man Man (Double M) in charge of the class. I had to attend a meeting with the principal (Mesyuarat Jawatankuasa Hari Perkhemahan Unit Beruniform). Ika, Ifa and Nuar were already there...I guess, I was a bit late...sorry, duty comes first everyone!

What a surprise. Nuar and I will be in charge of the 'komandan' thingy...and also the safety of the students. Gosht.... That's not just about it. All trainees will also need to handle the 'ice-breaking' session. Ika and Ifa are the 'malam kebudayaan' ladies. Bestnye korang! Uwaaa....Nevertheless, I must say..I am pretty excited though.

The camping will officially start on Friday, 31 July 2009 till 2 August 2009, Sunday. Where? Oh yeah..."Hutan Reservasi Hidupan Liar, Sg. Dusun, Kuala Kubu Baru"... I have no idea where is that...but it's in Selangor for sure.

Yippie...my last 'perkhemahan'.....errr... I think it was in Form 3...was it Ekhwan? Yup..I think so. So, I am looking forward for this camping...free meals...mandi manda....yeay!!!!

I got no relief duty today. I was a bit sad...The fact that I had nothing to do...this resulted to my bad sleeping manner in the teacher's room...Haiz, how I wish one of my students would come and massage me so I won't sleep.

5.35pm. 2D. Yup..I still engaged my MEAN method. I asked them if they bring their handouts...5% only! WOW. Balamurali asked for extra copy. "NO!" I already gave you...so I did something bad to him (I am sorry, I can't expose it here). Low Sheng Loong sneaked behind me and 'stole' a piece of handout from my plastic bag. I went to him. I grabbed the paper and I tore the paper in two pieces. "Puas hati??" The class went silent for a while..."Korang x nak buat, xpe...tp jangan jadi bodoh boleh x?" I had no idea why I said that. SO I wrote all answers on the board. "Jayanthi, where's your paper???". "I forgot to bring la sir". "Ok, next time, you don't have to come to my class...". Lucky that Jayanthi has begged me for forgiveness. I was glad that all Chinese girls did the homework given and they were so eager to know the answers. Good job guys.

"Raja, would you like to learn something today??". "Xpe la cikgu, saye duk senyap2 kat sini". and he started to sing Bunkface's song at the back. "Ko xnak blajar xpe, please get out...". But he stayed. And the crappy, old 'radio' went off.

Jeng jeng jeng. Suddenly, I caught somebody bringing porn CDs to the class. I was a bit furious. So I asked all of them to get out from the class and I did my own spot check. Guess what, there were some CDs, x-rated CDs in the pink bag! I have thrown their bags at the back of the class. I guess they hated me so much that time. I asked them to come in and collect their bags. I see, the CDs belong to one of the Indian girls. SO I asked; "Sape punye ni????" Nobody admitted anything. SO I broke the CDs in two pieces. There were 3 CDs. "Puas hati??? AKu tau sape pnye....so what if it's porn??? So??? Ko nak simpan, simpan kt rumah sudah la...lantak la, malas aku nk campur". I then asked two of the prefects to carry the broken CDs to Mr Selva (noon discipline teacher).

Later, I made them playing a language game. I had to force them somehow... No kidding. After a series of 'sudden shock' just now. Drama, drama. Only 88% participated. The rest? I guess, they went out already. Good. Just great. I created the game, consisting some clues for their exam. They did not know... I wish somebody will recall the puzzle as they answer the questions (exam).

I then reported my days to my mentor. He looked at me and said, "Niza, I've been there.... Just do whatever you think it's right, I don't mind... The kids aa, they don't like to learn... That's just it." So, I don't feel any guilt treating 2D like that. (HELL sound, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, muahahahahaha)

That's all for my 'dreamy' Monday.

Toodles ;p