Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Sad, sadness...Emo, emoness???

I don't kno. Maybe I am in d mood for crying movies.

Watched "10 promises to my dog", "" and "Love of Siam"'s heartbreaking... It makes me think bout...the value of friendship..... I love having friends. I can't live without them. But, one of my friends told me..

"U depend too much on ur friends. It shows that u r a weak person.."

"What's dat suppose to mean? Yeah..I admit.. Maybe I am weak..but I am different from U! I don't use my friends. U use them for ur benefit! I don't think I should take any advice from u... I don't wanna b like u!"

Suddenly, I turned myself to b an emo bitch! I started to shout at her! Toing toing toing went on and on. OMG.. Something is wrong...Is it d fever? Can fever cause dis mood swing? I don't kno... I hate this.. I am tired...

Then, she said sorry..n I forgave her. The thing is..I need to grow up...seriously, who can you trust these days? Trust itself sounds more like "lust".

I need a friend.

Why can't you be loyal???

Here's d issue...

A guy...


Age: 28 yo

Job: Teacher (History)

Status: Married.

Ok. Last night, I was clearing my messages. Unfortunately, there were some messages left out without any reply from me. I am sorry to those who were affected. Nevermind. There was dis one message which goes like dis..

"Hye, how r u boi? Bile nak datang Kuantan? I teringin nak jumpe u..n 'xxx' (censored)".

My reply, "Err, xcuse me, whos dis? Where did u get my num?"

"U bg kt I last year..., I da lame simpan...u ktne? Jom jumpe.."

"I'm in Tganu...taking my break. I mite b goin to TC esok, wit my frens"

"Owh...maybe kite bole jumpe kat mane2..I teringin la xxx (censored). I suke la xxx dgn boys like u"

"Huh? xcuse me? Do I kno u mista? Can u please tell me bout urself?"

"Oh..I ----------- ,umo 28, chubby, dah beristeri, but dnt wori boi, I pandai makan pandai simpan...I bole bayar xxxxxxx tuuuut..(censored)"

"Err..dis is getting on my nerve now...who's dis? R u playin wit me? Do I look like a whore?"

"Eh hello, abis tu nape u kasi num u mase I mintak? Please la...I horny ni...please..."

"Xcuse me? Lotsa ppl hav my num wat? it's not a biggy if I gave my num to 1000 ppl??! N u..I'm sorry to b rude, but dnt u have a wife to ntertain u? What kind of guy r u...I think u shud b loyal to ur wife..."

"Eh, sape u nk nasihat I? Umo setahun jagung, da pandai nk tegur org.. My wife x tau, so, dnt u worry la..pandai la I skang...bile u bole dtg sini? Nanti I bole jemput..."

"OMG..ur such a loser..y on earth shud I cum n c u? I feel bad upon ur wife's feeling la..I kesian sgt...I wonder how wud she feel if she knows bout dis...Please mista, go back to ur wife..n tell her d truth bout u...I'm sure it hurts when she knows...y on earth were u married in d first place?"

"Hello...I buat, I tanggung la...bini I xkan tau..u x pyh bising2 la...yg penting, I can pay n u have wat i wan! Xkan sebab I da kawin u xnk kawan dgn I??"

"Kawan? Is dat wat u call frenship? Adoi... I'm sorry, I don't have time for this..dnt get me wrong mista..I'd love to be fren wit u..but I have no interest n business to satiate ur sexual desire..please..if u want, go find someone else..don't text me for sex! Bye."

"O..ok, kalu camtu...can u mms me ur picture pls? I rindula nk tgk u xxxxxxxxxx (censored). I promise I reply..pls.."

And I did not reply. Gosht, dis is hard for me. It's heartbreaking knowing that ur loved one is 'eating out'. The worst part is...wit a GUY instead of a girl. When u r married, u r bound to serve ur partner...I believe in that. Dnt get me wrong..I like guys as well...but not 'married guys!' This is beyond ignorance. If u like guys in d first place, y on earth u married her??? Asshole.. Ur wife is not a tool for ya! She's d otha half of u! U should not treat her like dat! Fxxk u loser!

I kno I am not d right person to comment this. I kno I m bad. But seriously, I wonder how does his wife feel being with him? I mite b that guy one day..this is why I am restricting myself from involving in any serious relationship. I even thot of not getting married in d future. Look at us...kawin cerai kawin cerai...I don't want to b like that. Even tho I am like this, I still have feelings n my brain to think wisely.

Minutes later, got anotha message from him. "Eh, nape senyap? Mane gamba?"

The hell with this guy! What is wrong wit u??? I have a life to catch rather than replying ur silly sms...

I am sorry to that guy if I ever hurt him in any way.

Lastly..I wish to change as changes is an option, not by force. I seriously need professional help!

"A change is gonna come" ;(

Monday, April 27, 2009

Of ikan bakar, tomyam n sayur....

Today's d day! Last night was a bliss! Thanx Sae...;p Don't forget our next date k, 2.45pm, Library!

Where was I? Oh yea..Ari ni, aku gatal tangan nk masak...setelah belajar n diajar ari tu...So, I've decided to prepare Tom Yam Kung, Ikan Bakar n Sayur (Kacang Panjang Goreng). Then, after dropping my friend, Sae at UiTM, I headed straight to Pasar Dungun. Oh, oh..before that, Mak Guard tahan aku...she said, "dik, student x bole bawak kenderaan masuk kolej, kene parking kat tempat disediakan..." n I was like.."huh? tadi Pak Guard2 kat Post Gate A bagi saye masuk je...?!"..n it went on and on...until my dad's old friend, TY (Tg Yusoff d Pengarah Kampus) drove by n stopped...we chatted a bit..n they let me off...saved by the the X-Trail actually..ahahahaha..Thank you TY, ur d best!

Moving on, I then went to d Pasar... I bought 2 Ikan Cencaru's...they're big. Then, I bought some veges...lada jarum, serai, jagung mini, carrot, kobis, ayam, daging n bla bla bla...Pastu g beli NST n Utusan...Pastu terserempak dgn Mak Cik sewa rumah..she said she'll come dis evening nak bayar sewa..Hmm...dat lady was cunning..xpe2...(sabar niza)

Then, without taking bath, I had my breakfast. Nasi Goreng...sedappp...(so much for dieting). Lepak2 jap, bace paper...pastu g pharmacy, amik ubat Tok Bob..(GTN)...Balik..n start dapur ye tuan tuan dan puan puan...;p

Ok, konon nak multi-tasking..buat tomyam n sayur dulu... Fine..masuk itu ini..yeah, yeah...without supervision... Then, somebody called..Oh, it's Kevin Teo Chee old friend..chatted here n there..pastu tgk video clip Jai Ho PCD kat MTV..syok..n then one thing leads to another (yadda yadda yadda)...I totally forgot my cooking! Damn...pegi2, dah berasap..n dah kering...damn...tapi sayur kacangku sempat diselamatkan.. Dengan kebijaksanaan n a lil bit of magical touch..walah, it's nice. N yummy... Tapi...TOM YAM aku.....uwaaaa....nak cover malu, I pretended as if, I haven't started cooking...;(

Next part. Ikan Bakar. Cencaru Bakar.. Dah, potong2..n siang2...buat ape yang patut on that naked fish, I started to sumbat (stuff)..asam (yang bulat2 tu)...n watever stuff lagi la..rempah n paste...n cili...perah lemon sket... Pastu tinggal jap... terdengar gossip kat E! Entertainment... Tup tap tup tap...seekor ikan sudah hilang!!! Missing in action!!! WTF???!@@%$&^*&^*#@!....sssst...hairan bin mujarab aku... Rupe2nye, one of my bro's cats...grabbed the fish....Mengeluh sambil mengenangkan hari tue aku, aku pun terduduk d kerusi ala2 dramatis gitu... Confirm aku da xde mood nak masak kan..yang penting tuan2 dan puan2, nasi yang aku siot...scrumptuous!

Jam menunjukkan...12.50 t/'s late to cook... So I've decided to put on some clothes n drove out (to look for food). Then, I've stopped at d foodcourt, near Dungun Kopitiam. Yeah, there was this kedai which prepared Tom Yam and Ikan Bakar... Wajiblah aku beli kan...wat a coincidence that Ikan Cencaru was there! Marvellous..xpela, kecik sikit...better than nothing.. I've spent RM 4 (Tomyam) and RM 6 (Ikan). Smelled nice tho..yummy...;p

I went home..n prepared the nice dishes n put them in nice serving plates. Maka kelihatanlah seperti aku yang memasak semua kejadah itu.... Looked awesome! Time for lunch, ade lah suare berkate.."Eh, how come ikan ni jadi kecik?"...."Ni cam Tom Yam beli kat kedai je.....?!"

Sedih mengenangkan nasib ikan cencaru yang dibeli from pasar...haiz, I have come to my senses that I am not born to b a cook.............;(

I wonder what happened to dat poor fish!

p/s - Moral of the story? Don't distract urself with the TV on and don't answer n bla bla bla with phone calls when u r cookin..


I wanna go to KOREA!!!

Insyaallah...ade rezeki, aku confirm pegi Korea...teettt...hopefully after graduating dis TESL thingy la...dats a reward for me...for accomplishing my programme...ek ek...u can't say no now daddy...;p

Haiz...jelesnye aku tgk my old buddy da pegi Korea..even Chong, my fren went there already...aku? Aku Masih Di Sini - Tahta.... please..please...two more semesters..n I'm good to go!!! Then I can say, "Korea, here I come!!!"

Takpe,'s ur day...ahahahahahahha..I really can't wait..I wanna go there..I wanna go there...I want! I want! I want!!! Mr. Z x nak ajak I pegi Korea ke? *wink *wink

Ciss..lambat betul aku..orang lain dah berkurun tengok Prince Caspian, aku baru je tengok tadi..huhuhu..n I has been fun watching The Chronicles of Narnia 2, Prince Caspian...He's dreamy....I think, I love this like...;p

It's been an honour waiting for u Aslan, from the beginning! Wow...dramatic entrance... Overall, Caspian the 10th is mine! I kno I lame...the hell with it... Seronok! Caye la kawan2...yang mane belum tengok, go watch, download...maybe it's just fun for me kot..gosht, I'm so outdated! Darn...

Waiting for tonight! Ooooo... Anyway, I've been wondering around, looking for my friend's house...he's just rented a house at Taman Bunga Raya...ok I know his house. No. 17..ade kete Wira biru, WHU5002...jeng jeng jeng.... WTF??! I am such a stalker..his name is Fyzal...or Faizal..watever...Pemalu orangnye..but once u get to kno him, he's actually cool....

Shit, migraine plak...too much thinking...Miss u buddy! I'm sure u r having fun there!!!

Owh..Korea, Korea, Korea.....wait for me.....


Sunday, April 26, 2009



Waiting for someone....

Kantoi dgn somebody...shit, what can I possibly do now...covering up is a lil bit too late..

Check d messages all over again...

Still on diet..(sort of) ;p

Waiting for d rice to cook...first time masak kat umah.... Kalu x jadi, hmm...nasibla...

Looking at d grandpa's's still early...toing toing

Staring outside from d window...if someone's coming..

Wondering why there's no reply from them..

Planning what to wear tonight...

Thinking whether I'm certain to jalan2 tepi pantai with the middle of the night...

Someone promised to bring his 'stuffs' response..tuut tuut tuut

Knowing the fact I haven't edit my Chapter 1 n 2 AE...

Got a text message, but not from dat someone...haiz

Planning for next week...Main Camp Lecturers will drop by...asked me to fetch them...oh boy oh boy...

Next Saturday and Sunday, am I sure to do this?....

My 'gentle' frens r cumin..please don't ruin my mood, please guys..oh boy, oh boy...

Again, waiting for tonight... Dup dap dup dap....


First day of my break....

7.30 am - Alarm! n I snoozed! hahahahahha...

8.20 am - Woke up...arggh malasnye..

8.45 am - Had breakfast with family (Mee goreng basah je)

9.10 am - Read today's papers...(Boy, Tan Sri Sidek said, "If your rubbish is not collected, don't blame d PM. It's d job of local authority.")

11.00 am - Brought d car (PES 3656) to carwash...thank goodness Ayie was there...joined by Pak De later..they're goin to Kemaman tonite..ade org baru balik from Mesir..huhu..gossiped about Abah...he actually bought two lots of semi-d's near SK Balai Besar...went there for a sec, it's green....Pak De said it's good for business...instead abah wants to 'sewa' them to ppl...hmmm...

1.30 pm - Went h0me for lunch. Hari ni Faez masak...kari gile..pekat...yum yum ;p

2.30 pm - Mandi

3.00 pm - Went to Mydin, bought some stuffs...tissue, fabreze, mineral water, lotion, 100 plus etc...Dropped by umah Tok. Diddy and Amir were there..Kak Long, text me after this!!!

3.45 pm - Met a new fren, Sae....cuuuute... We went to "Rush Cafe" in front of Polytechnic Sultan Mizan...perrgh, Nasi Lemak situ best giler...Tajul, I'm so going to take u there one day...pedas siot sambal dy!!!

4.45 pm - Hang around at Teluk Gadong... we chatted....n joined OM Part 3 students pnye barbeque, they were nice!!!! cute......oh well, it smelled like chickennnnn...oh it's just me...there were so many ppl dating...

7.30 pm - Had to leave...hantar Sae to Kolej Gemia 3....n went straight to Kemaman...had to visit Haikal...miss him actually...

Then, I went home...dinner..a bit late..sorry guys...hmm..

Abah is coming home this attend some kind of important, there's completely no need for me to fly there.

Mummy is still 'tired'...I'm sorry for her.....

Anyway, thanx Sae for hanging out with me... I'll drop by sometimes in ur room...wana meet Nick..he stays upstairs ayte... Hmm..I wonder why Iz is so kekwat...haiz...Chong is busy today..kalu x bole ajak dy join...;(
Anyway, remember ur promise k..tman I g library....chessss, Pak Guard UiTM Dungun mintak my matric card...damn...Harusla aku tinggal kt umah..... Pas Pelawat pun Pas Pelawat la....

Currently learning to dance.."Sorry, Sorry - Super Junior"

Tomorrow? O yea..Good luck my bro for ur CTU paper...all the best...

Toodles for now.. ;p

Friday, April 24, 2009

Silence is a scary sound! is another day..colors fill the emptiness and hollowness of the day. There are so many people machinate the scheme...Scheme? The blueprint of living! Why? Listen to d sound...wat d u hear? LIES! SIlent lies?...true lies?...fake lies?

Anyway, I think silence is actually a scary sound..even tho when u listen to sound of silence, u can actually hear ur heartbeat...dup dap dup dap..n wat else...yeah, d sound of life...the wind...the leafs falling...

Silence is a scary sound....

1. When u r expecting a response..(immediate response)
2. When u wonder where is ur love ones
3. When u can't bear the truth, it hurts...
4. When u r left ALONE and ur feelings die
5. When u r waiting for the sign....the right sign
6. When something burried in the past come out...EXPOSE
7. When u kno dat love will never last
8. When there's a hole in ur mind
9. When  u hope he'll choke and die for every single lie and what he/she's done to u
10. When he/she blows ur brain out
11. When u have that funny feeling
12. When u r all by urself, figuring out how to live in the sham world
13. When other voices tell u the ugliness fact of lie..
14. When u think ur dying but u'r not
15. When u think u can hear beautiful sound but u'r already deaf, muted by the d sound of lies

Silence is a scary sound tho sumtimes it's d best way to cure things. How long will you keep waiting? How long will u wait for the sign? 



Thursday, April 23, 2009

Another goes on...I'm on my own highway!

Just another day...

Why is love so hard to find? - Jesse McCartney.  I am just a small boi, living in a huuuuge world. I can't satiate every guy.

People marching to d drum, everybody's havin fun to d sound of love. UGLY is d world we live in. Plastic..everywhere....Dusty faces. Sham is our nutricious food!

It's ok if u don't want me anymore...but, I just want to kno one thing before I leave.. What have I done wrong to u??? Just because a message, uve claimed dat I suddenly became d COLDNESS!

Yeah, ur older dan me..n ur right in everything... Whatever dude, whatever.


Wednesday, April 22, 2009


The chapter has been closed...since last night.....the pre-end was kinda OK (16 marks for Reader's Theatre). Honestly. But, come to think about Shakespeare's quiz marks....haiz....Tho d Reader's Theatre was good (thanx to izza as well), I hafto erase Shakespeare from the list (B+ list)...ahax...

Next chapter? Haven't decided yet. The horror of practicum? Maybe. Plasticity Part II? Perhaps. Songs of my life? Kinda... HOLIDAY first k...(uwaaaa, there goes my Redang.........)

Ok, I'm leaving now....splashing water all over my body...yummy...


Monday, April 20, 2009

SLA? WTF....oh well, now it's over, there goes my B+...

Uwaaaaaaa....SLA is final is I can close the chapter...oh wait...I still have my Reader's Theatre to kill!!! Maybe I should kill myself instead...;(

SLA, SLA..... difficult? Nope... I think it's beyond difficult.... I guess this is what I have to pay for:
1) Studying at the eleventh hour
2) Relying the polka-dots questions
3) Sleeping too much
4) Eating donuts before exam
5) Sitting under the effing's steamy...(not in an arousing way!)

Possible solutions:
1) Kera-Ok-ing after school
2) Waiting for Dibah's Lollipop!
3) Eat, eat and eat some more
4) Movies
5) E-curr in Planet Romeo some more...

SLA SLA... wish I can turn back the hands of time..but..IMPOSSIBLE! There goes my B+!!!!
Sank in the wet carpet already...........uwaaaaaa....;p

Reader's theatre? Oh snap... I'm puttin an average bet only.. Can't be that good tho..

All in all, what's done is done and now it's over..

Oh yeah, before I end, my lecturer, Mdm Noorzaina Idris is not feeling well.. She's bleeding.. I hope nothing bad will happen... Pray for her... Oh God Oh God, please save her!!!

That's my day so far (20 April 2004)


Sunday, April 19, 2009

16 years ago, triplets were born....

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two
healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room
in tears.

‘What’s wrong?’ asked the mother. ‘I was taking a tinkle and this
bullet came out,’ replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
‘Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.’

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16
years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
‘It’s okay’ said the Mom, ‘I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came

‘No,’ said the boy, ‘I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.’


(Distracted)...aren't I suppose to study??? I am distracting myself with the net...;p and found that...


Study study...

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Stop Poking Me!

"Wow, niza da bijak, x pyh study pn xpe...da confirm A"

"X pegi library ke? Ala, niza xpe...." n bla bla bla......


"Ha'a, aku x study pun...kate pun da bijak, nak buat pe study!, da confirm A kan..."

"Nape, ko confirm dapat C ke?"


The truth is, stop poking me! I hate it when you poke me like that....Have you seen me studying these few days? Have you? If I am that smart. I'd probably on my way to watch movies right now...or singing...or whatever...

I know I wont get an A...serves me right la, sape suruh x study awal2... Can u at least spare me some room so I can look at the Nina Spada book? Ko nak g study, pegi la...x payah la nak cucuk2 orang, u've wasted ur studying time u kno?!... You've learned in Chapter 3 kan..each and every individual is different!

Another truth is...I am not prepared la! Past years papers pun x buat can u say that aku da habis study la, x payah study la..??? Go poke someone else will you?...It hurts you know....knowing that u have at least prepared for tomorrow..aku ni, kosong lagi... Please...

It is provoking to me....Please stop it! Ko nak study, study la...x payah la provoke orang.... Ok my friends? Study elok2 ok...;p

Pssst..I am just distracting myself from my study actually...ahahahahaha... Sorry to sape2 yang terkena bias sakit ati aku tadi, adoi, aku rase bersalah n berdosa plak sound orang sarcastically mcm tu....please forgive me, I really did not mean it... All the best for SLA paper esok.... Good luck sume orang!


Friday, April 17, 2009

Kematian...knocks the door. is another day of boredom. I am already counting for the's's over.....when it's gonna b ova?

Got a terrible news from my bro..."Pak Kadir dah meninggal"...Huh? "Innalillah"..."when?"
"Semalam, jatuh basikal..."

I was like....dat old guy lived very close to us. He's the neighborhood guy. Oh, it's just like...18 steps away from my gate. Innalillah. I am sorry that I could not be there. I am sorry Mak Kadir....

The death..oh, it feels so close...It is creepy, seeing how death keeps knocking on our doors, day by day. Ih well, the cycle must end one day, ayte.

The Kadir's family. I used to lepak-lepak at their kedai runcit when I was a little boy. Mak Kadir is friendly to us, ever since we moved there. Pak Kadir owns another Kedai Runcit near the bus station. Now, the memories of my childhood...crawling slowly inside my mind. I miss them.

Their son. They have a son, also happened to be my dad's close friend. I still remember the day he came to our house and asked my dad for a job. My dad offered him to work at Bank Pertanian Malaysia (now it's known as Agro Bank) and he is still doing good there. JHD5400. That's his Waja's number.

Pak Kadir loves to play with kids. I think he's already in his 80's. He's kinda cold at times, but I love him coz he's the nicest man in the neighborhood. Overall, I love the Kadir's family.
I am sorry for such loss.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Facing the facts is an's what we call "Growing up!"

Sometimes, we question abundantly of why, what, where and when in our lives. It is true that people become smart by asking questions... Everyone wants to know this and that, cum is not 'cool' for not knowing. I want to know the truth too, yet I need to see the facts first!!! Show me the blueprint of truth and wisdom!!!! 

Will there be a time when people stop questioning their fate and fairytale..or not-so-fairytale destiny and start to look ahead, plan and toil for what is being offered??? Will there? Everyone is imperfect. Nobody is flawless...cut the crap already! Stop having the guilt and start afresh as a somebody instead of a nobody/ur past! I am done with people who do not enclose their mind in their brain! Are they brainless? (Cool down niza)

Reset. Start from zero. So what if you r not a shining star??? Miracle don't just drop by...there must be reason for everything. If you are not accepted in Club No. 1, just walk in Club No. 2. They are just as ignorance as we are! Nobody's better than you, it is just you who think they are when they are not...( 

I think it is time for me to stop questioning and start assembling my life (with fabrication here and there of course!). Waiting does not do any good to me anymore. I have to work!!! WORK!!! 

Since when winning is not enough? Do you have to stab us (Literally and figuratively)? Talk about those zionists ha? Your glass is already full. Mine is just half from yours. Why can't you let me achieve some more? Why do you have to stop me? Why it is always you who shines? Why? 

Notice how I question and ask some more? What, why...what why... Give me a reason? Show me a reason? Provide me a reason? Huh??? CRAP. Enough. Let's close the chapter okay. Let us reset and start LIVING. I need space too darling.

I am already dead at heart... It's been a while. TRUST? Sounds like LUST to me..What is 'trust' without 'price'? Honesty is a flavor. One may choose that flavor or pick another or just leave it aside. Our thought guides our action!!! Eat it, succumb it, sleep in it! You are who you are! Stop being somebody else!!!! Remove the sham powder from your face. It disgusts me! 

Respect? Or are you asking me about trepidation??? Be clear with your instruction!!! Hell, I don't know what are those. I know one thing by heart...respecting you is like throwing my wallet to a monkey. They don't want moNey, they want baNanas!!!! Am I that stupid? I'd rather disclose my affection towards you rather than being labeled as....(you name it)

The truth is...I am tired and I am sleepy...I am just distracting myself from doing my Quiz 2 Asian Lit which I MUST submit before 5pm.....(shit, Naz is already working on his 5th page!)

Hmm..MUST...nice word...sounds so fearful...oh cut the crap already...go to sleep...zzzzz

(Damn, I QUESTION TOO MUCH, CrAAAAP...) ??????, ?, ??, ???


Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Who killed Abraham Lincoln?

The local sheriff in a small suburban town was looking for a deputy. He posted ads in the paper, and sure enough, Lisa, a wonderful, hot looking babe, went in to try out for the job. She wasn't the sharpest nail in the bucket, but seeing as she had a natural charisma about her, the sheriff gave her an interview...

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Lisa, what is 1 and 1?"

"11!" she enthusiastically replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right in a way..."

"Okay, Lisa. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Shucks, that's easy," the blonde replied. "Today and tomorrow!"

The sheriff was again surprised that Lisa supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

He thought of his next question carefully to make sure there could be no equivocation about the answer:

"Now Lisa, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Lisa looked a little surprised, thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while," the sheriff replied with satisfaction.

So, Lisa wandered over to the salon where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.

"How'd it go?" they all asked.

Lisa was ecstatic. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"


Something that I found as I walked on the NET...;p


Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Hello UFO...The diary of a blonde! ;p

Arrrghh....the chapter is about to close, yet, the tense is all around....Reader's Theatre, Asian Lit Quiz 2, MELTA review, journals and reflections....warrrghhhh.....
As I was distracting myself from the diabolical stress, I found these.....
Hello UFO

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country
road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned
about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in
big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.
As the station, the owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with
shock, his young, blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the
tank and then waved to the two aliens as they took off.

"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally
"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The blonde attendant rolled her eyes...
"Good grief, boss! I've
been working here for five years. Of course I know what 'UFO'
it means 'Unleaded Fuel Only'.

Diary of a blonde

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....the box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! "duh"

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! WTF??!

August - Got locked out of car in rain swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year, What a year!!! Phewww...

Hmmmm...should I get to work? Naah...let's watch a movie first...lalalala...;p


Monday, April 6, 2009

Just for fun!!! ;p

This is just for release the burden of 'sin'...

I'm so dead!!! Help! help! Writing LP??! Pre? While? Post?

Darn it..Darn it! Dang! I haven't finished my writing lesson plans...I have no idea wat to do for while writing stage 1 & 2, and post writing!!!! 

Can someone help me? I hate when to choose which activity is suitable for each stages!!!! Help....

I seriously need help...I hafto pass it to Aimi before Thursday!!!!


p/s - I hate 'writing' assignments!!!! It's all 'fixed'!

U made my day.....

U made my day ;p
I'm abound of smiles rite now..Huhu...hey, before I begin, dis is nothin to do with falling in love or watso'er.. Just feeling happy all in the sudden...

I was thinking of meeting my old fren tonite..he's going to UK dis 14 April...he'll be stayin there for at least 2 years!...hmmm... but, it seems's been cancelled..I guess he's busy..oh well..wat to do.. anyway, in case if I can't c u till dis 14, I wish u all the best Johnny Wong Yu Xiu!

I'd love to say thanx to my lovin fren, C.W.S for being so sweet to me!!!! Ur such an adorable creature!!! Thanx...;-)

Guess what mizta, I was actually a bit frustrated dis evening, knowing that I mite not be able to see Johnny tonite..haiz..but I log in my YM, I saw someone's's been quite sometime that I haven't seen him online..I guess he's busy with his study..hehe..

I said hye..n he said, "Actually..i online is to c u online or not", "I'm online just to c if u online".."I wait, wait and wait for u to tell you something" "When I wan to offline, u buzz me"..(Pardon him for his chinese english, still learning tho)
and I said..."what?".."I hav test tomorrow n mis u", "Wish me luck for my driving test tomorrow.." I think that's very sweet of him to check if I'm online or not...dats cute, really. I'm sure u'll do just fine tomorrow dear...

I'm least, I can take my shower happily now..thanx C.

p/s - Can't wait to c u again...;p Next time, u'll drive k...
learned bout the baddy Richard iii today...11 ghostly dreams ok!! (What a badlot!)

"Marv'lous proper man"